okay. so, this is where I get to toot my own horn. yay.
okay but genuinely? i never know what to say about myself. 🧍🏾‍♂️
3 Things you should know about me: I’m a demigod at 30 Seconds. Do not try to challenge this because it will end in tears — your tears, in particular. Secondly, I own an alarming amount of Mustard Yellow T-Shirts. And Tote Bags. And Bucket Hats. The way to my heart is through either one of those. Finally, I’m struggling to come up with a third so please pretend I wrote something fascinating here. I promise I’m not boring.
Hi. I’m Tshepang Moji.
Presenter. Writer. Voice-Over Artist. MC. Loudmouth.
But please — call me Tshepi. Honestly, I don’t know what you want me to say here. I’m a twenty-something year old chronic overthinker from Pretoria, South Africa who writes with his left hand and I think avocados taste like garbage. I happen to be extremely loud (as stated by all my Primary and High School teachers in my reports) and Full-Time Chatterbox, Part-time Law student (because I constantly skip class).
In between my existential crises, a caffeine addiction and trying to get through a law degree (I’m accepting thoughts and prayers), I also happen to talk on the wireless. I host a show on my university’s radio station — chatting a bunch of rubbish to my home city of Pretoria. This job is made even more special because once a week, I host a speciality music show where I play some incredible indie, alternative and rock music and through that, I’ve met the most fantastic musicians and been put on to some insane sounds, all while doing the same for the 012.
And then? Someone at the national broadcaster thought it’d be a great idea to put me on national radio. They snapped with that decision because now I get to chat a bunch to the whole country. Which is the stuff of dreams, really.
Okay seriously though, I’m just a kid from the capital city who is genuinely trying to get his shit together. I keep thinking there’s a formula to this but life constantly reminds me that there isn’t, so I’m just rawdogging bophelo at this point. I keep trying to remind myself to have fun, and welcome to a documentation of that, lol.
I don’t know what else you want me to say, dude. If you’ve read this far, you now know I that write, and I talk into a microphone for the a living. I also like coffee and I like money. Give me both when you can? That’s it for now,
and that’s me. 🤪 Go read my stuff now. (Please?)
Told By Tshepi. 